Considered Selfie sticks irritating and annoying? Well, here’s an invention just for you!
In a completely serious campaign that’s definitely not in anyway related to April Fools’ Day, Miz Mooz has unveiled its latest shoe innovation: selfie shoes.
With smartphone docking ports on both feet, the selfie shoes offer a glimpse of a terrifying dystopian future that we hope never actually comes to pass.
“Another great thing about the Selfie Shoes is that you no longer have to use your arm [like with a selfie stick], so both hands are free to be in the photo,” Miz Mooz design director Cheryl Matson says in the fake news release.
If there’s one good thing that would come out of this product, it would at least provide selfie lovers with a loophole that lets them circumvent the stick bans at Coachella and various art galleries.
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